Evanisms

A couple of weeks ago while playing Just Dance 2...

Evan: Can you pause it for a minute?

Mom: Why?

Evan: I need to take my shirt off.

Mom: Why? Are you hot?

Evan: No, this is a 'dude' song.

Another Just Dance 2 incident...

Mom: Where are you going?

Evan: This song is pooping me.

Mom: Well, just sit down and rest for a minute.

Evan: No. This song is pooping me. I really gotta poop.

Evan explaining the food pyramid to me...

Evan: There's the milk one.

Mom: Well, it's dairy. There are other things in that group too like yogurt and cheese.

Evan: And glue.

Mom: What?

Evan: Glue comes from cows.

Mom: Huh?

Evan: They blend the milk up with sticky stuff and make it into glue.

Mom: Glue is white like milk, but there isn't

any milk in it.

Evan: Then WHY is there a COW on the bottle?

Mom: I can see how that might be confusing.